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But it will cause tumors.
That's pretty funny . . . I don't know why, as I've never met your wife, but I can just picture her doing this commercial! Isn't she the sister in-law that is also an actor? That's gotta be why.
ReplyDeleteHa! Yep, she does a great job with entertainment. She would rock with this ad. Glad you enjoyed it. :)
ReplyDeleteI've got the coolest BIG brother!!! Love ya Mikey!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha i've never had one of those before and it wasn't until I saw that I realised how much i needed one!! Where can I get one from, I must get one now!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the blog
dopeydee . . . I know why you have your name . . . people have to explain everything to you . . . you do NOT want this!!
ReplyDeleteOk Forwards maybe i'm confused. I assumed Michael was talking about having Deep Thoughts and was doing a parody on selling them? I'm from over the pond so excuse my ignorance if it means something else, obviously i'm not as enlightened as your good self.
ReplyDeleteWell, the clue was the last line . . .
ReplyDeleteBut it will cause tumors.
Yes I saw that, i was being sarcastic. I forgot our British sense of humour doesn't always translate across the pond. I'm sure you'll forgive me the same as i've forgiven you for being so rude and presumptous about my post and my name :)
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