Sunday, March 6, 2011

Goodnight Tyler

I come from a large family, and sometime the "tuck the kids in" fell to the older brothers. This is how we would tuck in our four-year-old brother Tyler.

"I came up to say good night and tuck you in, Tyler. You had a big day so make sure you get a good night's sleep. And don't forget to watch out for the Boogie Man. Remember what I told you about the Boogie Man? He beats up little boys. What do you think, Tyler? Is the Boogie Man here in your room, hiding somewhere? Is he in the closet? Is he going to jump out and beat you up when I leave the room? He might; you never know."

"Maybe he's under the bed. He likes to hide there too. He might claw his way through the mattress and beat you up. Don't let him beat you up Tyler."

"I'm going to turn out the lights now and leave you alone in the dark. All by yourself. And I don't want to hear a pep out of you. If I hear any noise coming out of this room, I'm going to come up here and beat you up. Try to get a good night's sleep. By the way, I saw a monster walking up and down the hall last night. The monster had a piece of paper in his hand with your name on it."

"Goodnight Tyler."

8 comments:

  1. Haha love it but poor Tyler. Did your parents ever find out?

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  2. never thought you would be so mean to your little brother

    better watch out he does't get his own back with your kids lol

    POOR TYLER

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  3. Wow, vicious! I hope he was a smart 4 yr old that knew you were kidding!

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  4. Ahhh, Tyler was the baby of the family. The responsibility of toughening him up fell to the older brothers. I'm sure that one day he'll thank us; I'll keep you posted.

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  5. so whote did you do to your other brothers

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  6. Oooh, I have lots of stories yet to share.

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  7. Too funny when I was four my older sis convinced me that a killer whale was going to get me if I got out of bed. I wet the bed that night.lol

    Now my 19 year old niece torments her baby sister who is 3. Constant teasing she says if she does not do it she will think she will have only child syndrome and be spoiled. lol

    Too too funny.

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